Pikachu Buys Pocky Sticks

Pikachu was extremely hungry because Ash was being lazy and not getting Pikachu any food. So while Ash was sleeping. Pikachu stole some of his money to go to the store and buy food. While Pikachu was going to the store, he encountered some giant apples lying on the ground. Pikachu's hunger overpowered his common sense so Pikachu decided to eat the apples.
  Of course, the apples were a trick and Pikachu found himself in the hands of Team Rocket. After suffering through their ridiculously long speech, Pikachu Thundershocked them and ran away. He could't believe their rudeness and their nerve. Luckily, he still had his money and continued to the store. 
  Along the way, Pikachu found a Caterpie who offered to share his Cheetos for some Pocky. "The store's not too far away." Caterpie said. (Of course, in reality, it was just some random chirping. But Pokemon understood each other unlike ignorant humans.) So they walked on, sharing a bag of Cheetos as hunger was their top priority. "Hopefully Team Rocket doesn't interrupt me again. It was a huge waste of time." Pikachu complained.
   "We're here!" Caterpie chirped. They have arrived in their version of heaven. However, they only had one snack in mind: Pocky sticks. They used carts to roll down the aisles. They scoured the whole store for their beloved snacks. Finally, they reached a whole shelf filled with Pocky. They were on the verge of crying tears of joy. "We are lucky to be witnessing this beautiful sight." Caterpie said. There were strawberry flavored Pocky, chocolate flavored Pocky, green tea flavored Pocky, etc. 
  They grabbed all the Pocky they could afford and went to the cashier to purchase their Pocky sticks of life. However, there was one thing Pikachu overlooked: Ash. Apparently Ash had woken up to find that Pikachu has pilfered his wallet. Pikachu had forgotten the fact that people don't like having their money stolen from their wallets. "Pikachu! I want my money back!" Ash hollered. Pikachu adamantly refused. Pikachu left some money at the counter, then jumped on Ash. "PikaCHUUUUUU!" Pikachu then shocked Ash long enough for Pikachu and Caterpie to escape with their treasures. Caterpie tied Ash's legs together with String Shot for good measure.
  Later at home, Pikachu was having a conversation with Ash's other Pokemon. Pikachu has given half the Pocky to Caterpie and they parted ways. Ash finally returned home late at night and gave Pikachu a big lecture about how Pikachu shouldn't steal his money. Pikachu drowned Ash's voice out with the sound of him chomping Pocky. Pikachu finally went to sleep content and  satisfied.